Monday, October 17, 2005

Andrew Speaking

Haley said she was out of stuff to talk about so she asked me to write something. Today I will cover three topics:
1) Babies
2) Boomer
3) Broncos

Babies- since this is the only reason anyone reads this thing I better write about them. I'm not sure what needs to be said. I'm teaching them to be Bronco fans. They both can say go Broncos and Daddy's Dr. Pepper. Sorry Stephen, if you are reading this they are still too young to learn to become 5 pointers. Maybe a year or two from now. Hmmm....what else....I believe that covers it...Haven is the most regular little girl in the history of creation. She poos ever two hours. Gibson is the hungriest little boy ever. He eats ever two hours. You would think it would be him with the regular bowels with all the dietary fiber he gets from the cereal he eats and whatnot. Hmmm. Interesting.

Boomer- I'm not sure if anyone reads this for Boomer stories. I don't really have any anyway. He is a gross little dog. He hacks like an old man all day and burps in our faces. He does keep the babies faces clean, so that comes in handy.

Broncos- The Broncos are 5-1 and headed towards a victorious season. And we get the NFL Network now. This may be the best tv station ever. Well, I'm going to bed. I'm tired.


Grani said...


OKeedokey said...

I have writers block!! :)

Arkansas's Swiss Family Imholz said...

That has to be the funniest, driest expressions of family life I have ever heard. Andrew, your commentary is a hoot and a half. I'm glad that Haley made you write; I'm glad the Colts are doing pretty good themselves, and thank the good Lord, Haven is regular. She'll lived to be a hundred. Go Broncos too!
Charlene and Family

Diana Chiles said...

Thanks for the update!!!! My life is richer for having this information!!!!!


(Or maybe I should say: "Go Gibson! It seems I don't have to say anything to Haven!)

Amy and Clint said...

I totally read it for the Boomer stories :)

Daniel and Christy Davis said...

Job likes to hear stories about Boomer - he wants to meet him.

I read it for the information on the Broncos of course.

Just kidding it is for the babies.


Daniel and Christy Davis said...

By the way - you could be a preacher with your 3 points and using the alliteration and all of that.

Mindy said...

Sooo funny!!!! I guess I just read to keep up with the Littleton's. Good to know that Haven is regular.

randall never said...

Being regular is very important. I'm glad you're teaching them at such a young age. I didn't learn the importance of being reggular until college. That's 2 weeks, 2 enimas, and a lot of standing I'll never forget!

Christy said...

Did anyone notice my subliminal message?

Andrew said...

I saw the candles thing. But I thought you just signed your name wrong. Was that subliminal? If it was supposed to make me thirsty for a Dr. pepper, then it worked.

Christy said...

It was supposed to make you want to buy a candle.

10oz $11.00 16oz $16.00

stephen lee cavness said...

hey.. i just now found this.

i cannot believe how big haven is.. she is gorgeous. and gibson looks just like andrew still... amazing.

i am glad that you are teaching them the basics andrew. dr. pepper, sports and poop. gibson has no choice but to grow up a man's man.

as far as 5 pts. (i.e.- the gospel)i have a catechism book ill send you. that'll be my contribution untill i get my own fruit.